this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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