Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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