Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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