Where are you?
In a non slutty way
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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