ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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