The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
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I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
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My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
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