It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
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