if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I bet he comes in French.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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