Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
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Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
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There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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