Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
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im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
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If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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