She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
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