I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
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Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
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Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
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