This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
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Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
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I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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