This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
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the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
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The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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