You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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