Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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