I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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