Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
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we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
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Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
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