So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Randomize
