I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
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I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
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I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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