Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
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I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
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Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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