i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
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you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
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he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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