you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
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