I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
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