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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot

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(201): View more from New Jersey

You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"

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(253): View more from Washington

I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later

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(425): View more from Washington

Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.

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(808): View more from Hawaii

Its not chugging if its just one gulp

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(971): View more from Oregon

Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day

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(256): View more from Alabama

In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!

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