i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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