What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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