He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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