marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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