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you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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