how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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