fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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