Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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