I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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