idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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