he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
there is another microwave in the elevator.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Randomize
