at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
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According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
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Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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