our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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