Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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