I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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