i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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