Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
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You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
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College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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