Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
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Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
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please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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