Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
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The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
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If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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