sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
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I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
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I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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