He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
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I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
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She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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