Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
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I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
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After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
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