there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
BRING THE BAGELS
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
