i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
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This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
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Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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