"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
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