chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
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My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
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She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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