Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
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Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
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I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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