obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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