Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
the room spins SO much faster in panama
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
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