I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
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That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
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It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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