Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
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sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
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I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
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THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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