I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
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You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
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She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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