If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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